nymfanfic:

jumpingpuddles:

Stargate SG-1: The Serpent’s Venom

The alpha team out there representing humanity. And one of their dads.

August 20 2014, 11:58 PM   •   675 notes   •   Via   •   Source
#sg1   #babes   
curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

August 20 2014, 11:07 PM   •   24,381 notes   •   Via   •   Source

http://turbocanard.tumblr.com/post/95304409757/the-glorious-inxx-soz-intp-most-frequent-type 

turbocanard:

the glorious inxx (soz)

intp

  • Most frequent type among college students committing alcohol and drug policy violations
  • Highest of all types in career dissatisfaction (with INFPs)
  • Strongly linked to the Schizotypal personality

intj

  • One of two types with highest college GPA
  • Among types with…
August 20 2014, 10:05 PM   •   217 notes   •   Via   •   Source

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

bigbardafree:

I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.

badlitmakestheworldgoround:

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Bernadine’s has always had a thing for trees. Has she finally found a tree that’s the one for her? Fingers crossed things get filthy!

the perfect book to read after watching guardians of the galaxy i reckon. 

(suggested by the lovely jadziwine) (also closeup of the cover because it’s a work of art)  

Read More

PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE THING

I BEG OF YOU

YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT

August 19 2014, 11:41 PM   •   2,261 notes   •   Via   •   Source

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

August 19 2014, 07:34 PM   •   127,120 notes   •   Via   •   Source
#yeah   
kingdaume:

Scourge Sisters give me life.

kingdaume:

Scourge Sisters give me life.

August 19 2014, 07:27 PM   •   3,627 notes   •   Via   •   Source